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Selected Providers: rickmenard

Budget: $30-250

Created: 03/24/2009 at 21:37 EDT

Bid Count: 33

Average Bid:
$ 127

03/31/2009 at 21:37 EDT

Project Creator: ibird
Employer Rating: 10/1010/1010/1010/1010/1010/1010/1010/1010/1010/10 (1 reviews)

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I am a very active, professional, employed, 65 year old single woman. I suffer from severe chronic pain and have had great difficulty caring for my home during the last 18 months, but very few people really understand how bad this has become. I made the decision 8 months ago to put my house on the market and to make arrangements to move to a continuing Life Care Retirement Community. On April 27th I will be moving to the community that I selected where I will be living independently in a cottage and will continue to be employed, etc. The big change is that many things that are very hard for me will now be done for me. So, what's my project??? Well, I want to send my friends (mostly out of town folks) a joke-type greeting card that you will design for me. I will use this to announce my plans, provide my new address, etc. The card will be landscape orientation, 5.5 inches by 8.5 inches (folded 8 1/2 by 11 sheet). On the front will be the comic type picture/drawing that you create, the card will flip up and inside will be my message. Some ideas that I have are the following 1) Text says "we've finally caught Martha!" and the picture shows the white-coated men with the nets, etc. 2) A drawing on the front shows a horrible looking asylum, prison, "institution", or the like and the text on the front says, "Did you know, Martha's in an institution?" 3) There is a drawing of a little old lady who is looking at a wall calendar of the month of April, "Saying, Is it April? It must be time for me to have a movement!" OR -- Come up with something creative and much better than any of these!! The drawing should be cartoon-like, preferably in color. Also, I will send a photo or several photos of myself, head shots, with facial expression(s), etc., to match the caption of the card. Understand that I frankly think it is a real hoot that I am moving to this place and I want to really surprise my friends who have not been in on my planning. And, I want them to LAUGH with me about this!! Additional information -- my puppy, Puffin, will be coming with me (she is a cocoa brown, very curly labradoodle -- I could supply a picture of her, if needed). Also, the name of my new community is Westminster Village North -- in case this were needed for your graphic. Have fun and make me into a good joke!! Note that this is a one-time project but I will be happy to put your logo and copyright info on the back of the card, etc. (Files for needed pictures will be uploaded promptly when together we decide on poses, expressions, etc.)

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151

2 days

03-25-2009 11:25 EDT

Hi maam All here to help you. Thanks

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150

0 days

03-25-2009 03:39 EDT

expert designer here,i would love to help you

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250

6 days

03-25-2009 01:33 EDT

************************************************************************.. YOUR SEARCH ENDS HERE .. ************************************************************************************ Get it done professionally and get it done right! I've been working in Graphic Design for over 9 years now. After working as a top sales and marketing representative for Sears, I began to independently pursue my career. I have experience in do-it-yourself CMS, Logos with flare and flash design to name a few. I went to college for business and marketing so I know what it takes to sell. Please open a private message board for an in depth understanding of your requirements. Thank you, Timothy

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3 days

03-25-2009 09:45 EDT

Serious bidder I would be happy to help you complete this project. I have written books in which the covers of 3 of those books currently published were designed by me. I will gladly point you to those designs. Just go to Amazon and look up Maggie's Book of Poetry, Gravesite, etc. Regards

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180

2 days

03-25-2009 15:26 EDT

Check details at PM

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5 days

03-24-2009 22:47 EDT

Hello Martha!! let's start now :) Please view PMB for details. Regards Arindam

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50

3 days

03-24-2009 21:46 EDT

plese chck pmb

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50

2 days

03-25-2009 03:29 EDT

Hello sir, Please check Pm for details.

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250

10 days

03-25-2009 01:37 EDT

we can do this for you.. please get back to us for further discussion. we sincerely look forward to work with you.see pm thanks kk

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1 day

03-25-2009 21:02 EDT

can be done professsionally in no time, please check pm

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3 days

03-25-2009 00:41 EDT

Hi, Martha. I'm a Chicago based designer, and I have actually READ your project, and am personalizing this response for YOU, unlike some of the other bids. I DO specialize in Web Design, but I've also done some typography and print work. I believe that if we work together on this, we can make something that will make your friends roll on the floor laughing. My bid is of course negotiable. I hope that I will hear from you! - David

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7 days

03-25-2009 06:43 EDT

Hi Martha, Please check the Private Message Board for samples. Thanks! Rick

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7 days

03-26-2009 12:41 EDT

More information in your PMB

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250

7 days

03-25-2009 05:48 EDT

Hello Martha, kindly visit my pm. -FLINT.

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250

1 day

03-24-2009 21:44 EDT

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Hello, This is fun. Lets do it! wFw Technologies

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4 days

03-24-2009 23:08 EDT

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hey this is so typically job i do. please check PM

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50

2 days

03-24-2009 23:56 EDT

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I am working in one of the USA based software firm. I have 4 years of experience in software development and database design. Thanks and Regards Dham

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5 days

03-25-2009 01:13 EDT

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Dear madam, i like to work with you ] you too like me

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3 days

03-25-2009 02:52 EDT

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Hi! We are 100% sure we Can do what ever in your mind for your web redesign. plz just check our Reviews for your satisfactory, So please give us a chance for your project. so can we start :) 12 PSDs – Converted into CSS/HTML. Think! We Create so my sample are www.nfedindia.com, www.saludcareindia.com, www.hirallabs.com, www.dthtsolutions.com ..etc. We are just working in TAHOOINFOTECH it is completely outsourcing company. computer solutions is part of Tahoo InfoTech . Computer Solution Deal mainly in Training ,logo Designing ,Broachers Designing,etc

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03-25-2009 04:31 EDT

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pls check pm for details

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250

16 days

03-25-2009 04:45 EDT

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Greetings! Please check PMB, and consider our bid.Thank you!

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10 days

03-25-2009 08:32 EDT

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Hello Martha, I am cautiously writing this as it ( understandably )may be viewed as unethical. To me its not as I always act when I 'feel' it appropriate. I cannot help you with your artwork. What I do do is create slideshows. I figured you may like a show done of your old house assuming you had fond memories of it and images of course. Thankfully I did one of my Nanas house before she left it. I would communicate with you in other ways if I could rather than risk being judged to harshly here for not sticking to the rules. I apologise if I have offended you by doing so. If I haven't then you can see my work at moonlights1.com. I love to honour peoples lives and feel comfortable that this "one- off" sharing with you may be of benefit to you as you make your transition. Either way I hope you find much joy within you new community. It appears you will make it so. Thanks Martha, Dane, Canberra, Australia

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12 days

03-25-2009 09:57 EDT

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WOW! REALLY YOUR A PERSON WHO HAS FULL OF HUMANITY , IF I HAVE CHANCE I CAN DO YOUR SITE FREELY, REALLY. I AM SAYING HOLE HEATEDLY. BUT I HAVE SOME LIMITS I CAN TAKE OVER THEM . ANY THE GOD GAVE ME A CHANCE TO TAKE PART IN GOOD WORK. PLEASE SEE OUR PROFILE & PMB

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03-27-2009 10:10 EDT

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check out my work: www.ENKatz.com

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7 days

03-25-2009 16:27 EDT

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Martha, hi! You've had my fiance and I in hysterics with all sorts of ideas popping into our heads! Please see your PM for details of what went through our heads! Regards, Teresa Schultz, South Africa

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03-25-2009 17:10 EDT

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Hi im interestead, pleas check the message board, tnx

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4 days

03-25-2009 19:14 EDT

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Hi Martha, I'm willing to make a draft of your project if interested.

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03-26-2009 04:31 EDT

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i understand what you want, i'll try my level best to satisfy you, if you had given me a chance.

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03-26-2009 07:55 EDT

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Please chek out in ur personal messege. thanks.

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5 days

03-27-2009 01:21 EDT

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I think this is such a creative cute idea. I see so many different ways to go with it, so funny. Also I have made a few funny Birthday and Christmas cards I think that will help.

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03-27-2009 02:45 EDT

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I would be happy to help you in this joke, it sounds like quite a lark. I am a recent graduate of the school of the art institute of Chicago. You can visit my website to see some examples of my work, though the only 2d are paintings, I am a very talanted sketch artist (and avid doodler) With time and talking to you we could figure out about your ideas, or I might have some of my own. www.samreicks.com

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03-27-2009 05:00 EDT

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Hello madam... I very honored to help you... thanks.

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03-27-2009 05:41 EDT

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I am a qualified designer and artist. I specialise in caricatures and have many samples to show.

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