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I'll do it!!!

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Hi Sir/Madam: My hobby is composing jokes, two or three of which I send to a weekly local english magazine for a fee. I can start right now. It would be fun and enjoyable job for me. Best regards.

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Hi, i want to work with you... pls see pm

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I am a professional writer (SEO, content, PR, copywriting and otherwise). I deal only in quality and original content and always deliver on or before time, therefore I do not overcharge or compromise on my rates. I always check my work before sending and am conversant with copyright and plagiarism procedures. You could check my reviews or alternatively, if you want to see samples pls check www.sterlinglancers.com/demo/vioxx.html Thanx.

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PLease see PMB

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Good day. Please see PM.

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See PMB for sample.

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Can easily provide varieties of jokes on various categories.

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Greetings!, Bid is for 100 jokes.. Further info is on PM,.. Thanks,

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I love jokes and i know that what thinks make a joke a quality joke. Please see PMB for sample.

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Please check the PM...Thanks.

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I can do the work. I guarantee 100% satisfaction Eg : An english man gives to his son an cherry and he say : taste it son!!! the rest have the same flavour....

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SEE Private message

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I am ready for the work.

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Plz send to me which type data entry.I'll ready to your typing in data.../ Also visit my website: www.savyinfoline.com

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Hi, please go through the PM regards, Ms.Suganthi

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It will be done im sure for it..... Im sending you a sample ...... 1)))"How does Oceans Pay their water Bill? Answer By SAND DOLLARS" :))))))))))))))))))))))) 2))) " Once a Person was Masturbating while looking towards sky in United Kingdom. A man who was passing nearby inquired him, what he is doing? Person Replied, " Im Fucking My Wife Through Satellite who is in INDIA". Lolzzzzzzzzzzz :))))))))))))))))))) I can provide with many kind of jokes which i had personally noticed by my friends, hope to see you with smiling Face it would be very enjoying, i'll take care of quality and English language composition dont worry about that. Kind Regards Farrukh....

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greetings, pse let me know what kind of data entry , i'm interested . thanks shilpa

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I have lots of ideas on humorous topics and I can write everyday.

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I am good for this job, here is a example Why couldn't Gareth Gates go to jail? Because he couldn't finish his s-s-s-sentences. That is only one i have many more. please let me know asap.

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I have a B.A. in education and I am trying to start my own freelancing company. Reputation means much more to me right now. I will offer 100% accuracy and a feasible turn-around time for whatever your budget allows. I just want the reputation and referrals.

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Dear Sir I am sure that I can complete the job in 4 days. (1)A KISS :- One night as a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little romantic. With an air of confidence, he leaned close to her and placing his hand against the wall, behind her head. He smiled and said to her "Honey, would you kiss me good night?" Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!". "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh Pease, please, I love you so much!!!". "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!". "Oh yes you can. Please?" "No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it,but for God's sake and all of ours.... TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!!" (2)New Job :- Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked aroundthe corner." She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runsback to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job", Harry reply. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips hispants, and out pops this HUGE ...... She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be rightback." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?" (3) A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Car men," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation, "Who named you, your mother?" "No, I named myself", she answered. "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?" "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked. "Beersex." (4)Sex Competition :- Two young men decided to make a bet as to which one of them could make love more times in one night. They agreed that sunrise would be the end of the contest and each went to their respective motel rooms. The more boastful of the two ... went right to it and made love to his date ... leaned over and marked a "l" on the wall ... Feeling sprightly, he went again ... and once again at the completion of the act ... marked another "l" on the wall - next to the first. Figuring he had the bet in the bag ... he decided to relax a bit and in relaxing ... fell asleep. Awakened by the sun's rays coming in the window ... he quickly grab his lady and did it one more time ... and marked another "l" on the wall ... Just at that time ... His friend enters ... and upon seeing the marks on the wall exclaims: "DAMN - a hundred and eleven ... beat me by three ..." (5)A 90-year man was having his checkup.The doctor asked how he wasfeeling "I've never been better, I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that,Doc?" the old man asked. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is an hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion & squeezes the handle. BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him." "That's impossible,Someone else must have shot that lion" said the old man. "Exactly" Said the Doc. ****************************** Awaiting your reply. Regards Hemant Gokhale

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I will satisfy you by my originals jokes..Pleas see PM for sample joke.

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